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MLP: Welcome to Minecraft! Part 10Back at Twilight's house
Norfy: "While I was browsing through the books, I found this enchantment book, it shows the instructions on how to make many different potions, which I wound up testing on that creature."
AJ: "Hey Norfy, I found this. *creature book*"
Norfy: "Let me take a look. *opens book* Zombies, skeletons, Enderman, this one's interesting, Creepers. Those things that we've been seeing. They're completely silent and they explode when they get close to something, hence the name, Creeper.
Rarity: "Well they are creepy"
Norfy: "That wasn't even a good joke."
TS: What else is there?"
Norfy: "Elemental Creepers. There's so much I can't even nake them all, fire creeper, water creeper, ghoost creeper, magma creeper,dark creeper, Cookie Creeper, Tom,..."
Norfy: "That's what the book says, it's a Creeper with an upside down head."
PP: "COOKIE CREEPERS? I NEED TO GET THOSE FOR MY PARTIES!"
Norfy: "I think we should get some rest, we've got a big day tomorrow."
Later that n
New submit layout instructionsI can't fucking believe this.
The submit layout is completely different.
Here are instructions on how to submit anything.
1: You have to upload a file or add text first before you can type in the title and description box.
2: Pick your watermark or whatever to go witg the file.
I can't believe that we need instructions how to just submit.
I hope this helps out.
I will delete this if the layout goes back to normal, but seeing as how site operators are big douchebags, I highly doubt it.
MLP: Welcome to Minecraft! Sidestory 2A few minutes earlier
RD: "*puts up painting, painting says: "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash"*
RD:"....................*Slams against wall repeatedly*"
RD: "What was that?! *takes painting down*"
FS: "We should go check."
RD:"*See's hole* What happened here?"
FS: "I think it was one of those giraffes."
RD: "Wait, whats that?*see's giant egg*"
FS: "It looks like an egg"
RD: "I'll go down and take a look" *goes down* "Well it's an egg" *touches egg, egg disappears* "Where did it go?"
FS: "Um, Rainbow Dash, you might not want to look now but, it's on your head."
RD: "WHAT?! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
FS: "I think it's stuck!"
RD: "I CAN'T GO AROUND WITH AN EGG ON MY HEAD! WE COULD GET SPOTTED BY ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE CREATURES!
FS: "Calm down, let's get back to the house, we'll see if we can get it off there."
RD: "We should hurry too, it's hard to walk with this on."
MLP: Welcome to Minecraft! part 9
Norfy: "What else is there to read?"
*goes to book shelf*
Norfy: "What's this? The book of enchanting? Might as well check this out."
*Puts book on table*
Norfy: "Let's see. Health potions, harm potions, invincibility potions, invisibility potions, silk touch, blindness potions, I think I hit the jackpot!"
*A few hours later*
Norfy: "I hope I did this right. Let's test it out on something. I think I'll test it out on that green giraffe."
Norfy: "There's one. I hope this works"
*throws potion at creature, creature becomes mutated*
Norfy: "*Loudly*OH NO! WHAT THE HECK DID I MAKE!? I 'M GETTING THE HECK OUT OF HERE!"
Raity: "Did you hear that?"
TS: "It sounded like Norfy."
*Norfy comes running past them*
Norfy: "RUN AWAY! THAT GIRAFFE IS GOING TO GET YOU!"
TS: "What? *looks behind andd see's creature* OH MY GOSH WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!"
Raity: "Huh? *Looks behind and see's creature* EW! WHAT IS THAT?"
Norfy: "JUST RUN! I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!"
MLP: Welcome to Minecraft! sidestory 1Norfy: "Maybe I should've gone with them, it's kinda boring here. Might as well check out how to open the books."
*goes to bookshelf and pulls out books*
Norfy: " No wonder Twilight can't open them, my hoof just goes straight through it. I can still lift it up with magic though."
*Puts book on table and book opens*
Norfy: "Oh, you have to put the book on a table before you can open it! That makes a lot of sense. Well, might as well check what Twilight has to read."
*goes to bookshelf*
Norfy: "Lets see, these are all random. Dreamlander4chan: The great war, The hunger games, Sergeant sprinkles: Cupca- OH GOD NO!"
Norfy: "Is my butter done yet?"
Norfy: "Yep! It's done! Let's see what else I could put in there."
*puts cactus in furnace, cactus becomes green dye*
Norfy: "Well this is useless."
*puts clay in furnace, clay becomes brick*
Norfy: "Well, that makes a lot of sense." *sarcasm*
*puts sand in furnace, sand becomes glass*
Norfy: "........Of course. *facehoof*
Vanguard, Chapter 1: DuncanDuncan's Journal: Day 1288
I consider myself a good man. I respect women, elders, my equals, and the dead. I say a morning prayer, and an evening one. Hell, I even thank the gods for a meal, instead of immediately chowing down in the voracious manner as the other soldiers here do. By all logical means, I should be in paradise. No really, not just because I'm a good man, but also because I should be dead by now. So I ask myself: why, oh gods up there, have I ended up in hell?
1288 days. 1288 days of my life have been spent in this misery, and I'm beginning to lose faith in the glory I was promised. Some of the rookies still live in their ignorant bliss, but I've lived long enough to realize that there's not much glory to find here. “Sing the songs of glory and march into battle—-join The Crusade today!”. Such were the words of the posters The Crusade has spread all over The Mortal Realm. Gullible fools practically stand in line for these songs of glory that th
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